Persian penis

As a persian woman I can say our men are not so exaggerated hung.

Small (4 inches) to average (5.3 inches ) is reality. I'm talking about Persian average. I still wonder about that top definition here lol, that must have written some persian guy by itself.

Persian woman: I'm gonna marry only Persian guys. What about you?

Me : Nope.

Her : why not?

Me : I'm not into Persian penis.

by Carla89 January 14, 2018

Penis Teeth

The act in which you bite of somones nob

Woah what a penis teeth!

by MCDOOGLEZ February 25, 2009

well penis

Your Grandpa's vagina

If you see a rinkley old penis, you KNOW it's your grandpa's!

by Michelle November 5, 2003

penis pain

penis pains...abdominal pains with urges to train in the art of sexual intercourse with a meat product

John- "oh dear, i seem to want to insert this large german sausage into your anal cavity Adam."

Adam- " why John you have just had your first penis pain..."

by Balls4all May 30, 2005

space penis

a penis that can grow in any space at any time on anyone.

Dude 1: Hey dude, i just got a space penis on my leg!
Dude 2: So did I!

by RIMJI October 20, 2010

Penis Patrol

When girls go out looking for men that they can hook up with / sleep with / start dating ect

Danielle: "Natalie, do you wanna come out on penis patrol tonight?"

Natalie: "Yes, definately. Shall I invite Sophie?"

Danielle: "No Sophie can't come on Penis Patrol as she has a boyfriend"

Natalie: "Ohhh I am so excited about Penis Patrol tonight, gonna pick up some hot guys"

by Danihunt86 August 15, 2011

screw on penis

Disparaging term for a female-male transsexual. The penis can be screwed off at will, and this happens when screwing.

How's that screw on penis?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004