angel on a stick

the epitome of perfection in every way shape and form

I can't believe my parents grounded me. I'm the angel on a stick in the family

by KellySancho October 4, 2017

Stank stick

A person who goes around stirring up trouble and discord for no apparent reason, even when it is actively working against their own self interests; a relentless gossip determined to spread their own rumours, lies, speculations, and anything else they can get their hands on just to upset and agitate others; a one-person propaganda machine with no overarching aims or intentions beyond immediately creating drama and confusion.

Lee told Mary that he heard her ex-boyfriend just got divorced and figures that her ex-boyfriend really wants Mary back, and that’s why he told a few friends and specifically said not to tell Mary; now Mary is stalking her ex on social media because she’s obsessed with getting him back. Lee is a pathetic stank stick, because he did it all just to see Mary get upset and cause trouble for herself and others.

by FroodyHoop March 22, 2023

obituary stick

Cigarette

I’m out of smokes, can I get an obituary stick from you?

by Mamachar71 September 3, 2023

My stick

Its better than bacon

My stick is better than bacon

by Rainbow7456 February 4, 2020

Stick bandit

A buff white crackhead located in central el paso bring sticks against his head and or twirling them

Oh look theres stick bandit breaking sticks against his head again

by Johnweinersnitchel July 17, 2022

Swizzle sticks

The little hairs that can get nasty around a male dogs pee whole.

Quit licking your swizzle sticks Bob! (insert your dog name)

by Nvs1990 April 11, 2022

Tism Stick

A stick that gets hit over your body repeatedly until you start to form Autism. The number of strikes is directly connected to the severity of the Autism obtained.

Maddi beat Ryan with the Tism stick, so much so that he formed the highest know case of Autism to man kind.

by Tism Man June 13, 2024