behead the brown tortoise

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.

"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."

by A Dub November 10, 2008

Free ride to brown

Effortless anal sex

My buddy picked up this skank from the bar the other night. She had all kinds of STDs, so he took a free ride to brown instead.

by cerberus98 May 25, 2011

Millie Mommy Brown

Some stranger things actor who played Eleven that TikTok niggas simp for

I want to fuck Millie Mommy Brown

by GiffordSucks69420 July 10, 2022

Brown nosed fox

When a man stuffs a rodent into a woman’s anus and then tries to dig it out with his mouth like a fox

“Do you want to do a Brown nosed fox?”
“Hell no”

by Canadian_fox March 16, 2023

Brown M&M

10/10 would smash again

Me: “another round?”
Brown M&M: “yes.”

by KleineBlonde February 15, 2022

brown my meat

A horrific term for anal sex.

"Hey baby, will you brown my meat? ;)"

by bigblackjack November 10, 2013

Brown Apple Splatters

Diarrhea that's a mixture of smalls turds, brown mop water, and porridge shit. Often classified as a war crime or an offense against nature.. or both.

Lets hurry this up, I have the brown apple splatters and need to get home.

by Luxotek January 19, 2015