one-eyed monster

in the 1950's one-eyed monster was a very popular nick name given to the bulging televisions of the time. It is also a slang name for a camera.

Are you watching that One-Eyed Monster again Marge?

by Patrick London July 18, 2006

ONE LOV3

a love unlike any other. if you are lucky enough to experience it, one love will be the only words you can use to describe the feeling. it can be used for life, a significant other, family, ect.

Baby, you are my ONE LOV3.

by kelsea kuliaikanuu June 25, 2008

One-Chat-Stands

Twisted Cliche:

A 'friend' on XboxLIVE/ PSN/ Steam e.t.c. Whom you have 'added' based on shallow foundations /values (e.g admiration of playing ability) and experience. You have merely chatted to them once and never intend to again due to the impersonal nature of this connection.

"Most of my friends on PSN are One-Chat-Stands"

by Mr. Vaccum Science December 23, 2011

one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.

"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."

by D. Gould September 13, 2006

shake (one's) tree

To provoke someone into taking some sort of action or reform

I believe people are electing radical candidates like her because they want to shake the government's tree shake (one's) tree

by gregland January 23, 2021

one stroke bloke

When a bloke cums during sex, after one stroke.

The man I had a one night stand with was a one stroke bloke.

by johnljj January 3, 2014

one barney better

to outdo someone else. an irish saying.

Nina: I ate 12 donuts today.
Humphrey: Yeah? Well I ate 20!
Nina: You totally one barney bettered me.

by Ellabella824 September 22, 2005