rental blue balls

When you are just about to rent some equipment to a customer and after you have everything prepped they cancel the order leaving you hanging with no finish!!!

Tim had rental blue balls after the second customer of the day canceled there reservation.

by Tmaxx530 September 28, 2023

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blue turtle shell

During sex, when a person is about finish first, their partner punches them in the face or back of the head, thus allowing the trailing person to finish first.

He was about to cum, so I blue turtle shelled him in the face.

by Hockeycapn July 29, 2017

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post bender blues

sad/unfulfilled feels the day after getting drunk

bro #1: duuude i’m feelin bummed out after last night
bro #2: ayo you’ve probably just got post bender blues

by bugsbun September 6, 2020

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cock-smoker blue

A shade of light blue that would instantly suggest that you smoke pole.

Did you see the guy down the street painted his dirt bike cock-smoker blue?

by Yz Fritz January 28, 2013

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big blue jay

A man who cries himself to sleep when his mom forgets to cut the crust off of his turkey sandwich

"Randy is still crying?? Wow, what a big blue jay.."

by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015

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A person who is morbidly obese and Lazy with all the characteristics of a normal Blue Falcon.

These characteristics include but are not limited too immediately telling supervisors on a co- worker. Attempting to self inflate their actions to make them appear useful. Often times stretching the truth and embellishing to provide an excuse as to why they were being a fat lazy bitch.

As we were having our monthly staff meeting , the topic came up of Dennis reporting unnecessary events to the supervisor. The supervisor then stated Dennis is a Big Blue Falcon who can’t fly.

by Jimmy Drangus May 8, 2022

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