ghost penis

When one becomes very high they may suddenly feel the urge to put two random words together and act as if they make a thought.

Person 1: Dude I am so high!
Person 2: Oh really, good for you
Person 1: I know I love it...oh hey did you do that homework?
Person 2: Yeah, what homework do you need?
Person 1: GHOST PENIS!

by El Senor Cheeto October 25, 2004

Penis Size

in tha website utterpants the average penis size iz 10 inches. 8 inches is tha bare minimum u need 2 pleasure a modern day woman. OHH ITS TRUE!

"is it in yet?" "yer baby r u done", "wat i idnt kno we started" "aww dmn dats right im only 7 inches"

PENIS SIZE OH IT FUKN COUNTS

by binga boy October 9, 2005

rusty penis

A penis that gets rusty due to a sudden decrease of sword fighting.

Because I stopped sword fighting, I got a rusty penis.

by manuel diego December 18, 2007

Banana Penis

When It's curved and yellow..... No not kross's

He has a banana penis.... Oh no poor guy

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

under penis

the part of the dick shaft that bends into the body, under the ball bag

as I lit my camp counselors fart a delayed ignition singed the hair from his under penis and around his dirty hole

by themacal December 3, 2006

Ninja Penis

A penis, made by a ninja it is normally a super long rod that you can hit your mates with. You can also stick it up peoples vagina holes. It's great.. I use them all the time

James: Can I show you my Ninja Penis?
Jessica: Only If you stick it into me ;)

by Magicarsewhipe April 5, 2009

small penis

To the vast majority of women, a penis of less that seven inches long, and six inches around. Sure, science might have it different, but women know what fills them up and makes them feel good. If you're smaller than that and your girl says you have a small cock, then it's justified. Wave around your scientific studies all you want... they reflect what's out there, but not what a woman wants to feel inside them or what we consider to be average size.

Jenny: "My boyfriend has a small penis, so I dumped him."

Rick: "Oh dear, what size was he?"

Jenny: "6 by 5.5."

Rick: "That's just the right size!"

Jenny: "Spare me. That might be what the studies reflect, but it feels like a gherkin inside me. I want my boyfriend to be at least 7 by 6, and all my girlfriends agree."

by Amanda Oakes June 25, 2010