eat the baby

great phrase to trick your father with;
can also mean "to buy a car."

"eat the baby dad!"
"what's that mean? it sounds bad."

by lianah December 21, 2007

Poon Baby

One who is cowardice or lacking any fervor.

"What you mean you dont wanna come to the show?"
"My Mom said i cant..."
"Man, you ain't nothing but a little Poon Baby!"

by Cronktoculous 3000 January 4, 2008

baby-man

a little person who thinks he is old and mature and can handle any thing that comes there way; a person who wants a strawberry

Sandro is a little baby-man cause he wants the strawberry

by shippo December 17, 2004

baby daddy

The father of your child

Girl1: Hey girl heeeey! Wanna hang today?
Girl2: Nah, cant. I gotta work out somethin with my baby daddy.

by gayle&ally May 22, 2009

anal baby

An infant that is born from the anus(usually of a homosexual male). How do you make one you ask? Well its a quite simple and usually painless procedure.
#1 you find a doner egg and insert into the anus(turkey baster works best)
#2 you a. use doner sperm or b. have anal sex with sed. individual.
#3 after the egg is fertalized then it will feed off the fecies for usually nine months and grow to term in the colin.
#4 the child is born smelling of filth and rottenness "congrats. its a boy ".

Steve gave birth to a nine pound eleven ounce anal baby.

by Ryry oberki February 28, 2008

baby trap

Term used for an open five-gallon bucket.

Especially one with a volume of water or other liquid in it which would be capable of drowning a small child if it fell into it head-first.

Named so because of the popular warning graphic often on the side of five-gallon pails that depict a small child head-first inside a bucket.

Put the lid on that baby trap, we don't need any more drowned children on this work-site.

by joel levi February 23, 2011

Prison baby

A prison baby is when a gay male in the prison system withholds their bowel movements, and all anal ejacuations from their partners in for a month. After a month has passed the male inmate will finally pass the months build up of cum, and feces. The object is to give the feeling of birth, and can make the gay prison inmate the feeling of motherhood. Some reports have stated that they've seen prison babies the size of a football.

James and John have been in love and in prison together for a few years. They wanted to start a family so James and John decided to have a prison baby.

by Enlightened Master June 10, 2014