When you avoid an otherwise unavoidable instance of having to pay, at the last possible opportunity.
An unexpected hope when there shouldn't be, but only when the consequences are minor.
Cheap desperation is the crux of the "brown man's exit."
An unexpected hope when there shouldn't be, but only when the consequences are minor.
Cheap desperation is the crux of the "brown man's exit."
by Nigel_Sinjinsmyte January 24, 2011
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my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam
by spaff61 November 30, 2011
Get the brown laser beam mug.She always knows what to say and when to say it. Governor is really good at making others happy, and seems to know what makes every person feel better individually. Her jokes are very original and have a uniqueness to them that most jokes dont have.
Person 1: Hello
governor-jerry-brown: *and hear we see a group of vsco girls in their natural habitat*
governor-jerry-brown: *and hear we see a group of vsco girls in their natural habitat*
by gingrrbabez September 13, 2019
Get the governor-jerry-brown mug.The unsettling phenomenon of having a 'firmish' turd just barely emerge from your ass which, despite furtive foreshadowing, occurs both gradually and rapidly (simultaneously) at precisely the most inopportune point in time. Once the 'brown hound dog' pokes his head out you are thrust into the most tenuous situation of attempting to coax him back in the dog house (without your eyeballs popping out) a whilst continuing to make a presentation, speaking with a superior colleague in the middle of the lunch line, or trying to maintain that casual conversation with the woman in the Marketing department while on an elevator stopping at every floor.
Paul - Right after lunch Simms delivered the cable we've been waiting for and wouldn't you know it - it was oversized.
Gregg - Aaaa hey dude, listen I really can't talk right now - I gotta brown hound dog poking his head out and I got a bad feeling on this one.
Paul - Huh?
Gregg - Aaaa hey dude, listen I really can't talk right now - I gotta brown hound dog poking his head out and I got a bad feeling on this one.
Paul - Huh?
by Goodoldboy66 October 29, 2014
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Get the Chris Brown That Bitch mug.Brown round racing is played with a friend or two. The players playing the game shove diecast cars up their butt then see who can forcefully shoot them out of their butts. The player who either shoots his diecast car out the farthest or fastest is the winner.
by Darkridder November 9, 2017
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Your roommate as he is stepping out of your bathroom "Sorry bro, I just gave birth to a baby brown manatee"
by Ayoe March 19, 2009
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