food day

The stupidest name for anything. Ever.

"Tomorrow is a friggin' food day. I hate that word."

by Chuck May 4, 2004

Fail Day

A day when you go out to a place swimming with nice looking and/or easy dudes and/or girls and come back not having gotten laid :(

You: Whoa awesome day this place was swimming with dudes ...

Me: Well I'm still wearing my own pants, so this was a fail day for me.

by PleaseBeAwareThatIAmYou May 3, 2009

Hump Day

When you only have sexual songs stuck in your head on a Wednesday.

Friend: I can't get Bruno Mars' Versace on the Floor song out of my head.

Me: It's hump day so it's normal for sexual mood songs to be stuck in your head bruv.

by TheSaltmates February 7, 2018

two-a-days

it is when a man squats over a women with his ass in her face. then proceeds to titty fuck her while crapping in her mouth, and placing one fist in her ass and one in her vagina.

after practice coach proceeded to teach the cheerleaders the real meaning of two-a-days.

by adam,james,drayton December 13, 2008

hump day

started out in Vienna, VA as a huka-chilled day after school consisting of 3-15 of your closest friends. It later progressed (or digressed, as some may say) into a day in which you toked up before, during, and after school..then later passed out after your family appeased your munchies with dinner. One must wear greend on hump day in roder to officially celebrate. This year 4-20 just happens to fall on a hump day. Happy humpin humpers..

huka hump day can be celebrated not only with the preferred reefer. Healthy substitutes such as alcohol may suffice

by Narc April 19, 2005

7 Days

Weak, annoying, irritating.

In 7 days I hope the first poster of this dies.

by Joolz May 15, 2003

Rainy Day

When you jizz in someones jacket hood without them knowing and they put it on.

Tony after stealing keith's jacket jizzed in the hood before he put it on. Giving him a nice rainy day

by mcswizzy January 9, 2012