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John

A goddamn bully, doesn’t like Apple products and is a lover of fried chicken
Everyone needs a John in their lives
by Roobee11 August 4, 2020
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John Balor

John Balor debuted in ERW in late April, John's debut match was against Montez Ford, sadly, he did not win. John Balor would quickly get a Orbital Championship match, but lost also. John came moments away from becoming Atlantic Champion but failed again. John's a big underdog, he will face Tyler Raise at Backlash, this Thursday!
Person 1: No!! John Balor was so close to winning the Atlantic title
Person 2: Dang
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 23, 2021
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John thomas

Penishe
He whipped out his john thomas so as to pee
by Cynomane June 19, 2023
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John Eichberger

John Eichberger is a hard ass dude
by PickleHD July 25, 2016
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John Snowed

When you smoke way to much weed and whitey
"I had two balloons of vapour and went to a very very dark place." John Snowed last night
by D4rk1sthel1ght March 4, 2015
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John Cena

You can't see him.
where is John Cena, i cant see him.
by jirgjieughinb May 23, 2021
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John

Syrena parham love John with all of her heart and she'll never let go of him she's deeply in love with this person.
John is the best person that you'll ever met.
by Love_. June 13, 2018
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