out farting in the rain

A euphemism for having nothing important to do and a lot of free time.

He’s probably out farting in the rain!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 7, 2019

Magic Carpet Fart

When someone performs putrid anal flatulence and it proceeds to hover in a particular vicinity of where the act of flatulence occurred.

"Dude! I can't stay in this room any longer, your magic carpet fart is killing me!"

by James Livitski December 21, 2007

Fart-faced Faggot

A total gay wad who enjoys sucking the farts out of a butthole.

Chuck, whos a total fart-faced faggot, loves inhaling another mans ass air into his lungs

by fartsnfire June 17, 2010

I just farted

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”

As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.

by goodlord! January 5, 2021

toilet bowl fart

A fart released into the toilet bowl, creating a lovely echo. Arguably the most musically enjoyable fart.

toilet bowl fart

Dude #1: "I had the best toilet bowl fart today. It echoed so nicely off the porcelain."

Dude #2: "Awesome."

by Court86 January 18, 2009

butt nut fart

The Butt Nut Fart is an action preformed by 3 people. One must be the butt slapper, another is to be the nut puncher, and the last is to be the one getting hit. The 2 hitter must hit the person at the same time which in turn will cause a fart.

Tom: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Chris: You’ll see
Jeremy and Chris: BUTT NUT FART
*Smack* *punch*
Tom: *Farts*

by ckllol June 25, 2023

National fart day

On October 10th, national fart day is a day respecting and honoring all the farts that has happened in the world over time.

Bro, it’s national fart day!

by Kamwalker245 October 3, 2020