New Jersey Orange

Tanned to the point of being orange.

That girl is so far past the point of being Florida tan she is New Jersey Orange.

by jpolo November 12, 2010

New Moon novel

The second installment of the Twilight Saga. In this book Bella faces fears pertaining her aging and the restraints she has while being human and dating a vampire. After a horrid incident during her 18th birthday celebration, Edward decides to break-up since he feels he is going to disrupt her future, since he brings danger to her life. She goes through a drastic depression and sleep disorders. Subsequently, making her father rather worried for her. Bella turns to Jacob for love and friendship and is well rewarded. He becomes her best friend in a short period of time, they were friends as children but never like this. Now, Bella is STILL heartbroken and hallucinates that Edward is there to protect her when she is near danger, she hears his voice very clearly. This becomes an addiction, and she tries to look for trouble on purpose just to hear him again. The story is much darker and there is more suspense and action involved since the wolf pack is introduced, and they are trying to catch Victoria (nomad vampire who wants to take her revenge on Bella for what Edward did to her mate).

1. " What is that you have on your hands?"
2. "This is the New Moon novel by Stephenie Meyer. I am going to give it back to the library. I enjoyed it while it lasted."
3. "I hear it was depressing and poorly written. It's amazing you're actually reading these books...you're into adult fiction"

by ana Taina December 2, 2009

New York Rangers

The most embarrassing NHL team. Many of their fans also root for the Yankees, so naturally they have the same elitist attitude, despite having a quarter of their success. Seriously. They've been around for nearly 100 years, and have only won 4 Stanley Cups, and only one of those has come since World War II. They play in the soulless void known as Madison Square Garden, which is filled almost entirely by corporate suits and celebrities, because tickets are too expensive for regular people to afford. Yet, because they play in Manhattan, they are the NHL's darlings, getting an absurd amount of national TV broadcasts, and being gifted the easiest rebuild in NHL history. Their Stanley Cup win in 1994 is constantly replayed as if it's the greatest moment in NHL history, and Mark Messier is treated as if he's on the same level as Gretzky. The only one of New York's "older brother" teams that has been less successful than their local rivals.

The New York Rangers are a disgrace compared to the Devils and Islanders

by whyalwaysme10 September 21, 2020

bad news bears

A phrase used to describe something that is comical yet completely bizarre.

The fact that this phrase is now an official definition...Wow, that's bad news bears.

by KettlerID March 25, 2004

New York Nightmare

Occurs when a black male causes problems between a couple white males at an NYC club. They take it outside, a fight starts where the black male gets beat down by the white males. The black male is then tied to a tree and has his mouth duct taped. Shortly after, one of the white males returns with a 20 piece bucket of Colonel Sanders finest KFC chicken, eat the entire bucket infront of the black male and then shove the bones up his ass.

Guy 1: Last night was unreal, what happened to your buddy again?

Guy 2: he got his ass kicked by these guys and they gave him the New York Nightmare

Guy 1: well i guess hell never eat KFC again

by anonymous2838280 September 1, 2012

Papua New Guinea

Ooga Booga land

Papua New Guinea is ooga booga

by LuxembourgBoy42 October 3, 2021

New Age Geek

A new age geek is someone who has the usual high IQ and social characteristics (lack of social skills) of a geek but their style of clothing is more socially acceptable.

At first I thought Tony was a cool looking guy, but he proved to be just a New Age Geek." "See that chick over there? Don't talk to her; she's a New Age Geek.

by squareiswhatiam June 12, 2011