Skinny penis

Vedant has an overly small dick

holy shit Vedant has a skinny penis

by maggontor February 17, 2019

Penis Copter

bad, unfortunate, awful

Also an expression when someone is left speechless, usually preceded by well,

Dude! The fire department is on fire!

Well, penis copter!

by Pseudonymzizzzl June 2, 2011

mint penis

when a skinny guy dips his man meat in some mint flavored lube then proceeds to have relations with his female friends bum. like a york peppermint patty. mint flavored on the inside, and chocolate flavored on the outside.

chachis had a mint penis stuck in his rifle

by dudy dudy May 13, 2008

penis corn

old, nasty, corn like kernels of mold and diseases on the tip of a man's penis; gross, raucnhy penis

when we went to have sex, i pulled down his pants and he had penis corn!

by ray-cait-whatev April 3, 2010

penis pizza

The sexual act of running a pizza cutter up and down, or around, an erect penis. If the pizza cutter is recently used, it feels better.

After enjoying a nice homemade pizza Sally decided to spice up the mood by giving Jim a penis pizza.

by the delivery guy January 14, 2011

penis gut

When your dog gets overweight and his penis sags a bit, some hypothesize that this might be due to age and gravity.

Damn Sonja, look at Dexter's penis gut, that dog needs to go for a walk but I'm too lazy.

by B-rad321 October 13, 2005

Penis Fetish

A nasty attraction to a 6 foot muscle between a persons legs... Where there vagina is suppose to be!

Mother Mary is a ewie gross person... Cause she has a major penis fetish.

by FurFur616 May 8, 2009