Prime-post-time

The time of day most of your friends will visit facebook. Usually when you post your status during the day when people are at work, no one will see it and therefore you will get no comments. But usually between 6-10 friends will check others statuses and comment.

"Melanie, how com no one commented or liked the picture of Emmitt sleeping on my work shoes?"
"Well Allie, did you post it during prime-post-time?"

by A.Roo April 27, 2010

Full-time Lesbian

A woman who doesn't identify as a lesbian just to give a guy an erection

Did you see Leslie kiss that girl last night? I thought she was being a boner dyke but she is a full-time lesbian.

by batshitcray August 28, 2020

me time x

When your living In close proximity to another person,the only time you can masturbate is when they're in the shower or leave the house for a short time..

Man I had to get some me time x today, I hadn't had any time to relieve my self for days

by boomstick6699 September 18, 2019

two time shooter

Ejaculating in both eyes of a girl. Either by two males in the same session or by the same male in two different sessions.

Dominic gave Rita a two time shooter and she couldnt see for a whole day!

by twotimeshooter December 15, 2011

nigga sex time

sex

im gonna nigga sex time you as soon as we get home from Denny's

by glocktopussy April 15, 2019

all the fucking time

thinking of you.
you know that don't you.
and you know that i wish you near all the fucking time.
all the fucking time

..all the fucking time...

by Krkič December 8, 2019

cherry time bomb

When a girl is on her birth control and knows the exact date of her period. Instead of wearing a tampon, she times the release of her period and sticks her bloody vagina on her boyfriend's face while he's sleeping.

Did you hear about Aaron getting the cherry time bomb from his girlfriend last weekend? Talk about kinky.

by Zach November 9, 2007