John role

A role given in the that place server, has variations such as minijohn and god John, the hierarchy going like this
Protogens -> no roles -> minijohn -> John -> god John

John role people: *talk about dehz furry or something*
New minijohn: *exists*
New minijohn: *is a slave*
Let me catch pokemans Steve

by ¨Zakil¨ March 24, 2020

John

If your name is John, you probably worked at a Strip club and you love inviting dancers out to a different state to play volley ball for extra credit. John’s love pussy & anorexic fit females ranging to muscle meat heads. John’s like to take charge, they love to insult you, and live for sarcasm while being the biggest wet pillow in private.

He’s awesome in bed but doesn’t look like he is, who is he?

- Oh, That’s John

by Strippinthewalk November 26, 2021

Fishless John

When a flyfisher brings you to what he claims as “real fishing” but strikes zero fishes.

-Gotta bring you for some real fishin’!
(Catches nothing)

-What a fishless John.

by MoronSonOfBoron! February 15, 2022

John Calc

The true inventor of Calculus.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.

Guy 1: I'm having trouble with my calc homework
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah

by truckjumperdude March 21, 2025

St John's School Boy

A good looking and handsome boy. Cool to talk and joke with but will chop you by hook or crook.

I like that St John's School boy. He really deserves the J Town green top

by J Town boy June 3, 2022

John

People with this name somehow manage to look like every single zoo animal all at once. They also have a tail.

"Let's go to the zoo!"

"Why, we already have a John!"

by JohnHater6942069 December 11, 2023

John

A very cutie putie

he is so John

by John Driscoll February 2, 2024