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Green Wank

1. When an individual, organization, or political group promotes or implements a seemingly eco-friendly initiative that is more about self-satisfaction or public image than delivering meaningful environmental benefits. Often overlooks practical solutions or creates unintended negative consequences elsewhere.
2. When an individual or group engages in performative or self-indulgent environmental actions that are designed to make them feel good or look virtuous but provide little to no actual environmental benefit.
3. A form of virtue signaling disguised as eco-consciousness.

See also Green Wash.
The Green Party proposing to reduce local sheep farming, even though it’s more sustainable here and the alternative is importing lamb from halfway around the world, is classic Green Wank.
by AuthenticFake December 2, 2024
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Green Goblin

When you put your nose between a girls ass cheeks and she squeezes. You then proceed to blow your nose as hard as you can, and then eat it out of her ass.
Steve told Tom “man, my allergies are terrible this week. I can’t wait to go home and give my girl the Green Goblin.”
by Drc3 June 1, 2022
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Greens

A freshly packed bowl of marijuana and/or the first hit of a freshly packed bowl of marijuana.
I’ll pack it (the bowl) this time, but I’m taking greens then!

Hey! Don’t take all the greens! Just roast the left half of the bowl, I’ll take the right half!
by JazzzzyJefff April 9, 2022
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Green Savior

A modified, upgraded version of a white savior - basically a Chomsky/Zinn reading America flagellant who props up indigenous cultures as unassailable paragons of humanity and believes the only way to solve environmental crises is to bring down the entirety of modern, industrial civilization and return all the land to the roughly 2% of the world's population that is indigenous, etc.
People who claim opposition to electric vehicles, solar/wind power are clearly nothing more than green saviors who won't be satisfied until the whole of industrial civilization collapses and the earth is rid of 98% of humanity.
by Quarrellousquaker September 5, 2023
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on the green

To be high on marijuana, or any cannabis product.
John: You know where Tim is?
Bill: On the couch, he’s on the green.
by Negroidian420 December 28, 2020
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green tape

Like red tape, but specifically pertaining to environmental regulations (hence green) that would prevent construction projects or any other initiative.
The Prime Minister says an agreement to streamline "green tape" around state and federal approvals for major projects will not come at the expense of the environment.
by anonymous September 22, 2022
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