8th December

8th December is national Go talk to Niklas -day!
This day is really useful for those who are in love with Niklas.

emma: - why aren't you talking to Niklas already?
lily: - why would I? I do not dare.
emma: - today is 8th December, i.e. Go talk to Niklas day!
lily: - is it? I'll go immediately before someone else does.
emma: - good girl!

by ilponaattori December 8, 2023

December 13th

National Fuck a Friend or ex day

Friend 1: Yo it’s December 13th

Friend 2: ooooh

Starts fucking

by JordanPoolesSon December 9, 2021

December 25

Justin Trudeaus birthday, also, ITS CHRISTMAS

Wake up! It’s December 25!

by Anttonedodeson June 7, 2025

Ashi in December 2021

Past me, in late December 2021. Had an obsession with Bowaev. Also a stupid idiot.

Past Me: omg Bowaev is so cute!! :DD
Me: wait didn’t you hear about the dra-
Past Me: Bowaev is so adorable who doesn’t like himm
Me: oh my god I sucked when I was “Ashi in December 2021”

by 『アヤミ』 May 22, 2022

december 1

mariah carey has defrosted

oh no, its time, shes defrosted on december 1

i- dont want a lot for christmas

by tempestas.co November 30, 2021

December 3

December 3 is national child in blender day

The day where you can blend children and it would be okay

Mother: Where has Timmy been all day?

Son: It's December 3

by Susan aka your aunt December 1, 2021

December 5

Make out with the last person you snapped with

Ex snapped my bestie now I have to make out with him but only on December 5

by I-don’t/know:whattomake(myname December 4, 2022