red envelope

get a movie in the mail from netflix

John Doe: what did you get in the mail?

Jane Doe: red envelope.

John Doe: what movie?

Jane Doe: only the greatest movie of all time, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

by OhaiNoName March 20, 2011

Red Thumb

An uncanny ability to break electronics; A black thumb for technology.

"His computer crashed... again?!"

"Yep, he's got one hell of a red thumb... don't let him near your laptop."

by Jimmuh November 25, 2009

Red Badge of Courage

The mark left on the sheets of a bed caused by vaginal intercourse with a menstruating female.

Frank: "Hey Evan while you were gone for the weekend I left you a Red Badge of Courage on your bed!"

Evan: "Thanks man! You're the best!"

by FrankDuhTankIV December 9, 2008

Parting the Red sea

When during sex a Man inserts his Penis into the Woman's Vagina while she is Having her period.Thus creating the same effect Moses did...sorta.

Jim caught Bob Parting the Red sea with Nancy and asked if he could join.He also volunteered to bring towels and tissues to clean up the mess afterward.

by Chanse Goss March 26, 2010

Kevin's Red Dot

circular red dot resulting from too much suction to the tip of the penis. See also Mican

God help us! We almost saw Kevin
s Red Dot.

by KDog May 4, 2003

Dirty Red Wheeler

Petaining to the courtesy carts with red wheels in the St. Albert Garden Market IGA. These carts are substandard, and thus used as an insult

"Chris is a dirty red wheeler"

by Lance November 7, 2003

The Red Jelly Beans

what my psychiatrist made me promise to stop eating

Ill let u figure out what they are

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005