Penis Claws

A facebook sensation involving a penis version of Santa that rapes you on Christmas

A penis with claws Penis Claws

by Abdoo March 31, 2011

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fish penis

a fish penis

I sucked a fish penis once.

by monkey shitter February 21, 2017

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Congo Penis

Having a massive penis, like those from the republic of Congo.

Megan says, “Wow Steven has a Congo Penis, he couldn’t even fit it in”

by TheKeeng June 9, 2018

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The act of putting down your penis as an ultimatum. Often occurs in situations of vulnerability or frustration. Sometimes includes one exclaiming that he will sacrafice his sexual organs for the cause.

"balls dude!!! i cant get this chick to go out with me!!"
-"bro, i think youre gonna have to penis pledge that ish.."
"so let it be, I will chop off my penis if she says no one more time!"
-"that is how its done young padwan.."

by two ween teen October 18, 2011

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Penis guitar

A penis that is typically found on people named Jontavious Q. Where when they jerk it makes melodies like a guitar.

I wish Toomp had a Penis guitar like Jontavious Q

by TOomp February 21, 2021

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The penis sizes

Smallest to largest based on name
Harrison
Morris
Tom
Tim
Fred
Chris
Lee
Eric
Zander
Landon
Miguel
Abe
Luca
Samuel
Dave
Chad
Damien
Evan
Robert
Justin
Taylor
Gabe
Matt
Cole
Zack
Captain
Noah
James
Jarvis
Paul
Caden
Jacob
Shinnosuke
Daisuke
Arlo
Johnny
Ryan
Shinta
Christian
Mason

I read the penis sizes... it looks like my name is close to James. How bout yours?

I’m close to Evan...

Oh really because I’m close to Daisuke!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

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