Union Jack

Pet name for penis

Union Jack has come out to greet us today! He is huge!

by Hickery Doc April 30, 2003

new jack

A male who has recently accquired the ability to masturbate (jack-off).

I walked in on my little brother jacking off. He must be a new jack.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

jack russel terrier

A loving dog that is always faithful. Most Jack Russel Terriers are hyper and spunky. very lovable.
The Jack Russell Terrier is a small, principally white-bodied, smooth-, broken-, or rough-coated terrier. ..
A type of small dog, usually brown and white coloured, often used by farmers for rodent control

Wonderful protector of your family, and a faithful companion. the best kind of dog to get.

though they are a little tough to handle, you can't deny their precious face.

I lost my Jack Russel Terrier. she died. rest in peace shamrock.

by Luckyshamrock November 15, 2009

it don't mean jack

it is an expression used for people we don't trust in.

In an emphatic and vulgar fashion it turns in "your word don't mean jacksh*t"

it don't mean jack

What you say is meaningless, you are not telling the truth, i can not trust in your words.

by dalilucciola August 15, 2011

Captain Jack Sparrow

The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.

"But why is the rum gone?!"

All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!!

by Scarlet Sparrow September 16, 2008

Jack of all offs

A man who has mastered all ways of masturbation. Also has the ability to masturbate anywhere at anytime, at will without remorse.

Tim is a Jack of all offs because he can masturbate with anything.

by Sir Bitchin lots December 30, 2010

JACK DYLAN GRAZER

FUCKING HOTTEST PERSON EVER. IF ANYONE IS RUDE TO HIM I WILL KILL YOU. TOUCH HIS JAW I WILL MURDER YOU IN COLD BLOOD.

my friend: i heard someone hurt "JACK DYLAN GRAZER"!

my friend: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

me: TO KILL WHO EVER HURT HIM!

my friend: we need bill jensen to wash her sins away

by BITCHIMBELLATHORN March 8, 2019