Fart Fact 11

This is a fact unlike most of the stuff submitted by brain dead retards. Because of the food they eat vegetarians fart more than non-vegetarians! Apparently, it's because much of the food they eat, particularly beans and soya based products, carbohydrates made of molecules that are too large to be absorbed in our small intestine during digestion so they pass into the large intestine still intact. This leads to an increase in certain bacteria in the lower intestine needed to break down these carbohydrates which produces large amounts of hydrogen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide gas. So the next time a vegetarian tells you to stop eating meat to lower your carbon footprint, tell them to stop farting and set an example.

“Kim farts more than Malcolm!”
“It’s because she’s a vegetarian, fart fact 11.”

by AKACroatalin October 30, 2019

maximum fart capacity

The maximum number of farts that a couch can hold before the farts trapped inside begin to leach out after sitting down. Also known as "fart saturation".

Did you just fart? No, the couch just reached its maximum fart capacity.

by Kyle5 December 25, 2009

Farting Through Fecal

1)When one rips ass and is holding back a shit.

2)When one releases anal bio-hazardous gas while the need for a large fecal evacuation is in order.

3) The second most deadly type of fart behind only the infamous shower fart.

We were sitting playing some video games and he was just farting through fecal, it was lethal.

Dude go take a shit you're FTF'ing

by Cent2Crew March 28, 2009

Fast Food Fart

When you fart and it smells like the fast food you ate earlier.

Man, I had Wendy's chicken nuggets for lunch today and I had a fast food fart.

by kelly girl January 27, 2009

saw 6 fart

A saw 6 fart is farting ridiculously loud every time there is a change of scene while you are watching the film saw 6, demonstrated by Periklis "Umehara" Antoniou in late 2009.

this is a very difficult feat, if you manage to pull this off you are a fart champion and your rank will never be lowered.

Stel: " I can fart bareeeee loud perry agou"

Perry: "Shut up man remember my saw 6 fart"

Stel: "Ah nips, sorry man you win"

by Stelhadji July 5, 2010

Diarrhea Echo Fart

(D.E.F.) That amazing sound that your ass projects against the toilet bowl when you have a backed up shit waiting to immensely emerge from your balloon knot worm hole.

I was sitting on the toilet and almost busted my ear drums from the sound of my diarrhea echo fart hitting the toilet bowl.

by B-Ha Flows December 29, 2011

Truck Driver Fart

A loud, monstrous, gaseous explosion from the anus that claps the ass cheeks and rattles the walls

"Bro, that fat girl probably rips off a couple truck driver farts every morning - I'm gonna get her drunk tonight and bang her silly"

by Dawn Keedic May 17, 2010