Cunt Punting

The Female Equivalent of Cock Blocking except in a lesbian or same sex female relationship.

Person 1: God last night my dog was cunt punting me and my girlfriend
Person 2: Ah so you couldn't screw huh.

by supergayegg April 19, 2018

cunt bugs

Scabies

Shes got the cunt bugs

by lsdustin February 21, 2014

cunt slushie

when a girl sits in the snow and her period blood mixes in with it, she creates a slushi-like substance..

a vampire always drinks his cunt slushie with his pinky up.

by hannahmae June 15, 2012

Cunt Funk

Noun used to describe the unpleasant smell of dirty, sweaty or generally unkempt vaginas.

"We we're going to have sex but once the clothes were off there was a strange smell of old shrimp. Turns out she had mad Cunt Funk."

by typhy1990 October 13, 2016

Gay cunt

Someone that is the biggest flog going around, absolute tosser. Everyone hates this cunt and thinks he's a fag and a dickhead. Can be used if you truly dislike someone and think that they person is a tossbag and absolute faggot. Shorten term is GC

hey you know aaron? "yeah i heard he's a (gay cunt) and everyone thinks he is a (tosser) and a (faggot) " - Oh really!

by niceeeee garryy October 13, 2017

cunt-crumble

A delicious dessert made with vagina and a lovely streusel topping.

You sir, are a cunt-crumble!

by Ninja Turkey September 5, 2007

Cunt tea

The kind of tea that comes from a cunt about a cunt for a cunt

“Yo I have some cunt tea to spill and your a cunt I’m a cunt soooo the tea is that this cunt punched this other cunt for a cunt

by Junako January 17, 2019