ultimate minge cheese

the last part of cheese in the part of a womans anatomay that must be removed via the use of a douche. this bit of cheese is usually incredibly manky or otherwise disgusting. quite tasty to those of the swedish persuasion.

"i was wiv some really skanknin bird the other night.>"
"oh yeah"
"it took five hours with a douche to remove that last bit of ultimate minge cheese. i was knackered..."

by questionable_pie October 12, 2006

Chili Cheese Cannon

The process of convincing your girl to take it in the backpussy after feeding her a massive chili dinner just hours beforehand. ***TIP ALERT: ADD LAXATIVES TO THE DIP AND GET EXTRA GOODS ON THE TIP** As you begin to "do the poo," sneak as many sticks of stringcheese as you can up in thurr. As the night is "cumming" to a "climax", stand the gentlelady up and bend her over. While putting force on her abdoment, instruct the female to apply pressure to the backpussy and similtaenously pull your schlong-johnson out after a particularly violent thrust. Stand to the side and watch the guns roars! "But thats more of a shotgun blast than a cannon shot" you say, but let me reinforce the application of stringcheese sticks, which will launch upwards of 10 feet upon ejaction.

Dad "how was staying afterschool with your teacher, son?"

Me "i gave her a chili cheese cannon.."

Dad "You better have pics you little faggot"

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) le face face December 7, 2012

spicy cheese wheel

it's when you dip your cheese wheel chode into hot sauce and give a girl anal.

"dude i tried the spicy cheese wheel and man my dick was on fire!!!"

by xotaylorxo1010 March 26, 2009

spreading the cream cheese

When during intercourse, the male places a bagel around his shaft, and during his orgasm, he ejaculates on the bagel then forces his partner eat it.

Robert Tumbusch likes spreading the cream cheese

by Tarek_the_Destroyer October 26, 2010

cheese toastie thursday

The aforementioned day of the week when you make excessive amounts of cheesetoasties, trying out new combinations of ingredients. Orignated on a thursday, but recently spread to any day of the week.

Too many cheese toasties on cheese toastie thursday will make me do a portsmouth steamer}

by harding April 7, 2005

sack cheese scraper

One who removes duck butter type substances from the testicles of mlaes using their front teeth

I felt Timmys teeths nibble into my sack has he scrped the thick layer of duck butter away

by Iain McPherson May 24, 2004

quarter pounder with cheese

An Ethopian with a yeast infection.

-How do you kill 200 flies at once?
-Hit a quarter pounder with cheese in the face.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005