guinea pig fart

Vaginal flatulence that is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina, the sound is comparable to a wet fart, emitting a foul smell.

And then she let out a guinea pig fart and it was her pussy screaming that it was dying!

by Jaybird3284 June 17, 2018

Back Crack Fart

When a person (friend, family member, crush, boyfriend, etc) cracks a person's back by having a person lying on their stomach. They have the person laying on their stomach breathe in and on their breath out they push upward while applying force to the back. In this moment, while breathing out, this person lets out a fart.

Wow, I can't believe she back crack farted when he cracked her back.

by Funnymaker13 March 9, 2015

Fart Fact 8

Farts are explosive, not just the way they come out of your arse, but two of the gases in farts are inflammable. Methane and hydrogen, are inflammable, which is what makes it possible to cause a small explosion if you hold a lighter up to your rear end when you fart. It’s not a good idea though, we’ve all heard the story about the kid who farted at the candles on his birthday cake and ended up in hospital with a badly burned backside so don’t do it.

“Have you heard Malcolm’s had to go to hospital after setting light to his fart.”
“Fart fact 8, though I’m surprised with the amount of gas he produces he didn’t end up in orbit.”

by AKACroatalin October 28, 2019

trap nation fart

music to everyones ears. if you're feeling down, put trap nation fart on in the background and your spirits will soon rise

"ayo bro i'm feeling so down rn"
"ah bro have you tried listening to trap nation fart?"

by pel the destroyer December 25, 2021

Fart Fact 11

This is a fact unlike most of the stuff submitted by brain dead retards. Because of the food they eat vegetarians fart more than non-vegetarians! Apparently, it's because much of the food they eat, particularly beans and soya based products, carbohydrates made of molecules that are too large to be absorbed in our small intestine during digestion so they pass into the large intestine still intact. This leads to an increase in certain bacteria in the lower intestine needed to break down these carbohydrates which produces large amounts of hydrogen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide gas. So the next time a vegetarian tells you to stop eating meat to lower your carbon footprint, tell them to stop farting and set an example.

“Kim farts more than Malcolm!”
“It’s because she’s a vegetarian, fart fact 11.”

by AKACroatalin October 30, 2019

Chinese fart porn

something i love

Person 1: I love chinese fart porn
Person 2: Me too
*intense kissing*

by FireBroNigga January 8, 2023

Fart, Squat and Squeeze

Means something that is done quickly or recently or if someone is coming along.

I’ll be there in a fart, squat and squeeze minute.
What have you been doing in a fart, squat and squeeze?
Is he/she fart, squat and squeezing?

by Violetta Divas October 15, 2017