December 9th

National Evangeline Appreciation Day. It’s a day when you tell that one Evangeline that you know that she is appreciated and that you should include her in everything. Tell her about how much she’s a star and that you guys would be bored as fuck without her. She is the reason most of you guys are alive and is the star of the group.

Girl: you wanna be partners?
Girl 2: sure.
Evangeline: but what about me, it’s december 9th

Girl: ohh yeah sorry girl 2 but it’s national evangeline appreciation day. Let’s go evangeline.

by Bisexual Genius December 9, 2020

December 12

December 12 is when you scream shut up in school

Rylan screams shut up in December 12

by ScarletLxrd December 2, 2020

December 1st

National give your youngest son your old laptop day

Son: Hey dad it’s December 1st
Dad: oh hey son here’s my laptop

by Mrcoolguy December 1, 2019

December 22

National ask your friend out day!

Dude 1: Hey wanna go on a date?

Dude 2: I thought you were straight, and so am I

Dude 1: It’s December 22nd calm down!!

by thatoneawkwardpansexual December 22, 2020

December 3rd

Give the girl you like a hug day

On December 3rd this is the day to give the girl you like a big hug

by Brittney MClair December 2, 2021

December 31ster

A person who treats the last day of the year like a holiday and do their yearly pillage to New York Los Angeles or New Orleans to celebrate and watch the ball drop they always wear the classes that stay which year it is drink heavily parties And have a good time

I'm an atheist I do not celebrate Easter Christmas or Sunday service but I treat the last day of the year like a holiday
I'm A December 31ster

by EmJayee December 31, 2019

December 5

December 5th is the day the best person in the world was born. On December 5, the world felt immense ease and joy. This day belongs to the sweetest, most caring, funniest, and considerate best friend anyone could ever begin to ask for.

“Today is December 5th!”
“Really? That’s Luiz’s, the best person to ever exist, birthday! Happy birthday Luiz! ^_^”

by keehoboo November 23, 2024