penis chicken

Chicken that is obtained from late night low quality takeaway outlets. The chicken is usually brushed by one of the workers Penis without the customer seeing. It can also be obtained indirectly through the handling of the chicken if one of the workers has failed to wash his hands.Usually only consumed by persons under the influence of copius amounts of alcohol.

'Man i feel like some Penis chicken after them beers'
'yo bruv that is some good penis chicken'
'alright son, can i have 3 pieces of penis chicken and some fries'

by Ja 'jamieson' rude November 12, 2007

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lobster penis

a condition characterized by having a large, red weewee

Golly gee,Jean,you have a lobster penis!

by Rakestraw August 7, 2006

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bad-penis

To infect someone with venereal disease

Jimmy went ahead and bad-penised Julie last week! She is so pissed off because now she has the clap!

by JR December 3, 2003

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penis monkey

(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable.

(b) A hit song by John Bauman.

(c) The penis on a monkey.

John: Mark, what are you doing today?
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. <shaking head>
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY.

by Mark April 14, 2005

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