shit shanked

When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.

I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...

by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017

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Shit Cranker

Some one who is fluent in lying, and imense loads of stupidity pour out of their mouths.

Allen: "I fucked your donkey's ball sack with a vagina."
Anybody: "Shut the fuck up, you friggen Shit Cranker."

by The Schonz Bros. July 23, 2007

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Bucketlist that shit!

When you see something so awesome or have an idea so great that you have to do it, scream "BUCKETLIST THAT SHIT." Therefore you must see it through.

Maria: Hey, that six foot water balloon looks pretty cool.
Monica: that kid did a flip onto it....we should do that.
Both: BUCKETLIST THAT SHIT!

Ryan: There was this kid in my 8 am who was totally drunk.
Steve: Going to class drunk?
Both: BUCKETLIST THAT SHIT!

by MMMMM.....spicy May 24, 2012

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Shit Skiing

When you go for a shit in the toilet and there's no seat or you don't wont to sit on it, you pull your pants down and assume the position a down hill skier would use.

Bloke 1 "There's no seat in the toilet"
Bloke 2 "Best go shit skiing then!"

by dirtydom March 29, 2010

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