by adarat March 28, 2017
Get the hit my jack mug.A person of many characters and / or personalities. A very exciting person who will always keep you guessing and on your toes. You will never know if the person is coming or going often leaving you in a redundant tail spin guessing game of Name that Character!
"How exciting.. who is Cynthia Daniele today!? A minister!?"
"Nope, guess again!"
"A Sunday school teacher!?" "Jay Leno because of your huge chin!?"
"No asshole! I am a sailor because I swear like one!"
"Mrs. Daniele, please refrain from diarreah of the mouth. Especially in front of the children. Who raised you.. a pack of wolves? Clean up your act because your kind is certainly not welcome here."
"You're a bunch of bitches.. ha!"
*children crying*
"Oh, they just need a good ass whooping! F**kers!"
*Mrs. Daniele escorted out*
"How exciting.. who is Cynthia Daniele today!? A minister!?"
"Nope, guess again!"
"A Sunday school teacher!?" "Jay Leno because of your huge chin!?"
"No asshole! I am a sailor because I swear like one!"
"Mrs. Daniele, please refrain from diarreah of the mouth. Especially in front of the children. Who raised you.. a pack of wolves? Clean up your act because your kind is certainly not welcome here."
"You're a bunch of bitches.. ha!"
*children crying*
"Oh, they just need a good ass whooping! F**kers!"
*Mrs. Daniele escorted out*
by anobviousupgrade April 10, 2010
Get the Jack Of All Characters mug.by JackDylanGrazerBean September 28, 2017
Get the jack dylan grazer mug.When the awesomeness of Jack White (musician) overwhelms you to the point where you can only see white.
by BluesFan0421 June 29, 2011
Get the Jack White-out mug.Describes a girl who has many large Facebook pictures often with revealing clothing showing legs, chest, etc. which makes her a prime target for the highest level of Facebook stalking - as a porn substitute!
Unfortunately, most asian girls, even if their clothes are jack-off friendly, have microscopic 15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being jack-off friendly.
The funniest thing is that no girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up "friendly" pictures. Well, after this post, they probably do. But they can't stop us! muahahahahaha!
Unfortunately, most asian girls, even if their clothes are jack-off friendly, have microscopic 15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being jack-off friendly.
The funniest thing is that no girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up "friendly" pictures. Well, after this post, they probably do. But they can't stop us! muahahahahaha!
*fap fap fap* - "ahh, thank you Amy, for being jack-off friendly; you just made my day. and yesterday. and the day before. and...."
*fap fap STOP!* - "agh!, damn it Sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to Amy's page. you'd think that the japanese, with their high technology, would realize that people's monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it's ok Sayumi, i still think you're hot."
*fap fap STOP!* - "agh!, damn it Sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to Amy's page. you'd think that the japanese, with their high technology, would realize that people's monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it's ok Sayumi, i still think you're hot."
by The P-Man April 18, 2010
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Get the My Morning Jack-It mug.is the headphone's jack under the ICON console mixing desk (by digidesign) on the right hand side, it looks like a vagina and feels like one it has the shape of it, and the hole for the jack it self feels like the clitorice or to be nice the ''soft spot'' or a womans body, discovered by Amro, Jesse and Stefan
by Stefan van der Plas June 11, 2007
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