To call seconds or claiming your spot on someones girlfriend. telling your mans & them you will hook up with their girlfriends. similar to calling shotgun in a car.
"ay yo! tell your sister i got next!!"
"hey jim just broke up with his girl", "oh fo real!? about time! tell that sucker i got next"
"hey jim just broke up with his girl", "oh fo real!? about time! tell that sucker i got next"
by E&J ALL DAY November 20, 2007
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guy loading people on to a boat
another guy comes up and comments on how many people the 'captain' is loading, to which the captain replies 'don't talk to me about boats, I know boats'
the captain steps onto the now overloaded boat and goes straight thru the deck.
guy loading people on to a boat
another guy comes up and comments on how many people the 'captain' is loading, to which the captain replies 'don't talk to me about boats, I know boats'
the captain steps onto the now overloaded boat and goes straight thru the deck.
person 1 'are you sure you know how to wire up that house'
person 2 'yeah it's simple, it's just some wires'
person 1 'i know boats'
person 2 'yeah it's simple, it's just some wires'
person 1 'i know boats'
by jcrc45 May 17, 2009
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an expression of utter disbelief at a truly unfathomable circumstance. Popularised by the grumpy old man Victor Meldrew (Richard Wilson) from the popular BBC television situation comedy series, One Foot in the Grave, written by David Renwick. Although "I don't believe it" is the catchphrase of the show, the first time Victor said it was in the last few minutes of "The Return of the Speckled Band" - the final episode of the first series. Profanities such as ‘bloody’ and the rather taboo ‘fucking’ are commonly inserted by the proletariat to create a heightened sense of shock but are rarely uttered by the more refined classes of middle England.
an expression of utter disbelief at a truly unfathomable circumstance. Popularised by the grumpy old man Victor Meldrew (Richard Wilson) from the popular BBC television situation comedy series, One Foot in the Grave, written by David Renwick. Although "I don't believe it" is the catchphrase of the show, the first time Victor said it was in the last few minutes of "The Return of the Speckled Band" - the final episode of the first series. Profanities such as ‘bloody’ and the rather taboo ‘fucking’ are commonly inserted by the proletariat to create a heightened sense of shock but are rarely uttered by the more refined classes of middle England.
From the sitcom;
On discovering a lamppost had crashed through his bedroom window 'Victor Meldrew' exclaimed "I don't believe it!"
Colloquial use;
Dave: Look Barbara, malt loaf is on 'buy one get one free'
Barbara: I don't believe it!
On discovering a lamppost had crashed through his bedroom window 'Victor Meldrew' exclaimed "I don't believe it!"
Colloquial use;
Dave: Look Barbara, malt loaf is on 'buy one get one free'
Barbara: I don't believe it!
by Nicholas A. T November 10, 2008
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Girl 1: OH MY GOD! They messed up my Starbucks order AGAIN!
Girl 2: Just re-order it then.
Girl 1: I CAN'T EVEN!!
Girl 2: Then don't.
Girl 2: Just re-order it then.
Girl 1: I CAN'T EVEN!!
Girl 2: Then don't.
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Teacher: "Class, please turn to page 69 in your textboo-"
DSend: "WAIT! I smell bacon!"
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DSend: "WAIT! I smell bacon!"
EmperorColo: "with or without wings?"
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