Greasy iPad kid

Fucking stinking fat fingered maccies poo smelling freak typically called Ollie highly fat like a bowling ball he doesn’t fall down the stairs he rolls and sets of Richter scale level 12 when he walks.

There was this greasy iPad kid playing cut the rope on the iPads at maccies leaving his disgusting trail of wet stinking finger juice all over the public iPads like a shit Jackson pollock painting he tried killing himself definitely won’t be playing cut the rope again. Only cuz he tore the ceiling fan down

by Family orgy time August 26, 2023

that fire kid on discord

Fire a mad kid on discord, who plays "counter blox" CS go... but in roblox.

(please say yes this is a disstrack at my friend pls pls pls pls pls ily if you do ok thanks ok have you done it yet? ok thanks no fr seriously please say yes to this ye syes y pls pls pls pls)

(Pyrosimpical Top shagger): aaaah have you seen that Fire kid on discord, pretty mad ay?
(some random beta male): yeaaah lad what a tosser.

by Pyrosimpical June 12, 2020

kids' crucifix orgy

where a bunch of rural kids with no electronics crucify one kid, and then all the other kids, naked with their clothes a distance away, take turns sucking the crucified kid's dick, and touching each other. Occasional anal sex happens, it lasts for hours, and is to be played on a small, open hill with flatland at least 20m in radius. The cross must be in the middle of the field, visible to planes.

"Hey man wanna have a kids' crucifix orgy with the rest of the boys? We're only 9 but as long as there are no cams-"

"Wait that's illegal"

by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT February 19, 2021

A quirky indie kid

A quirky indie kid is the coolest of the cool. They are just effortlessly awesome and have superior music taste. Not to mention the impeccably gay fashion sense.

Rory Lawson is such a quirky indie kid

by Fish pish May 7, 2020

Chris Kid Pod

chris kid pod is nearly meaning the way that that kid name chris is defined as...

chris is a kid that is basically a pod. He looks and acts like a pod

Chris kid pod was chranking that juul and looking like a whole pod.

by Everyone’s fav MAV November 21, 2018

Joe Rapes Kids

Joe Mchugh eats kids out

Joe: Hey izzy you've matured like a fine wine
Izzy: I don't want that in my mouth
Everyone: Joe Rapes Kids

by BlueShoeWanker May 17, 2019

greasy ipad kid

an intense short, fat 200 pound kid who rocks back an fourth annoying everyone who comes in their way. Most kids below the age of 10 come to the disease know as the IPad kid disease. Most people are annoyed by an iPad kids existence. An iPad kid gets most of their exercise by typing all day in their greasy ipad and whines to their mother to buy an oculus to became a monster, a greasy ipad kid and a gorilla tag kid.

Greasy IPad kid: mom I need a new iPad it only costs 29.56 dollars because I crushed it with my sheer weight of my body.

Mother: I hate these greasy iPad kids.

by quanlingling_finglemingle May 11, 2022