A sex act where a guy eats a muffin or any food of his choice while simultaneously having sex in the shower, combining the greatest earthly pleasures of food, sex, and hot showers into one act.
"Yo, I heard after pilates, Brandon did a double muffin muncher with his girlfriend." "No way, I've been wanting to do that for ages, but due to my unrelenting sexual anxiety, I am devoid of the masculine confidence that is required to have a sexual relationship." "..."
by burntmilkshake December 9, 2020
Get the double muffin muncher mug.Two chicken patties on a bun with a slice of pizza in the middle as a divider. Named in reference to the pizza being Italian (see Jersey Shore) and being double teamed by the chicken patties (see McGangbang).
Friend 1: Yo dawg, what do you think it would be like if we both fucked Snooki?
Friend 2: Dude, I have the cibarious equivalent to intercourse wit dat Italian beeyotch. It's called the jersey double team. It's good as fuck.
Friend 1: Shit bro, let's eat this bitch up.
Friend 2: Dude, I have the cibarious equivalent to intercourse wit dat Italian beeyotch. It's called the jersey double team. It's good as fuck.
Friend 1: Shit bro, let's eat this bitch up.
by Sandwiches before bitches May 6, 2011
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Literally everyone in the room: "Shoulda doubled down, pussy"
Literally everyone in the room: "Shoulda doubled down, pussy"
by instant_taco_machine May 17, 2020
Get the Shoulda Doubled Down mug.Double Full Stop's (..)are commonly used by pompous or ignorant people that have a severe lack of understanding of the english language. Where a singular full stop shows the end of a sentence, triple full stop's show a pause, Doubles are used as a middle ground as to confuse the reader in thinking they are lesser than the author.
Records date back as far as the year 1217, when first used by Genghis Khan in the phrase "Build me a pyramid of severed heads..", further emphasizing the delusional and damaged mental state of the user of Double Full Stop's.
Records date back as far as the year 1217, when first used by Genghis Khan in the phrase "Build me a pyramid of severed heads..", further emphasizing the delusional and damaged mental state of the user of Double Full Stop's.
I got this message with Double full stop's, I dont even know what it means?
"Hello, are you raising a case for this..incident."
"Hello, are you raising a case for this..incident."
by DumbCuntPritish November 22, 2021
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Her step-daddy is on his long change between shifts, so they're locked up for at least two days playing double-wide queen.
by Walter Gonzo April 28, 2012
Get the double-wide queen mug.Someone who crosses over between two distinct kinds of cultural audiences, but sells out the values of one or both of those audiences.
by Glasnostishalfempty January 1, 2014
Get the double-crossover act mug.When a couple have been in a relationship long enough, they reach a time when they have been dating for double digit months. Ex: 10 months.
Sam-How long have you and Josh been dating?
Haleigh-Josh and I have been dating for almost ten months.
Sam-That's almost double digit legit!
Haleigh-Josh and I have been dating for almost ten months.
Sam-That's almost double digit legit!
by iloveke$ha41610 February 24, 2011
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