honey no nut cheerios

When you put a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in your underwear to stop you from nutting. This ritual is usually only done on November, but it is also used as a punishment from parents when they catch their kids nutting.

Joel: My mom caught me nutting, so she gave me some Honey No Nut Cheerios.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.

by john stromboli September 7, 2020

Windy Nut-sack

Windy Nut-Sack when your testicles shrink from the wind on your sack

Hey Anth I have a windy nut-sack.

by jhbjhbhjbjhb October 7, 2020

Banana nut time

A question asked by a female to a male, either as a offer for a blowjob or handjob OR questioning whether he's about to blow his load.

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Almost..."

OR

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"

by Ariane Speedwagon April 7, 2009

Value Nut-Sack

1) Any product that is made of the cheapest, weakest, most failure prone parts or ingredients.
2) End result of engineering goat screw.

Your Value Nut-Sack cup just leaked all over my car.

That Value Nut-Sack tent is so folded.

Why do I have to eat Value Nut-Sack peas when the other can is 10 cents more?

by EFS Night Crew August 19, 2008

Double Nut Shot

Nutting on 2 girls at the same time.

I double nut shotted on Janis and Janet

by Swiffer Wet Jet April 6, 2020

Free nut day

November 17th you may have a free nut.

Guy 1:This fucking no nut November is so hard bro. I can’t do this much longer.
Guy 2: good thing tomorrow is November 17th!

Guy 3: oh my fucking god I forgot tomorrow is free nut day!

by Totally not 89 years old November 2, 2019

Mustard Nut

When your cum is thick and yellow like mustard.

I had to piss so bad but Lauren wouldn't stop with the head! so when i came all over her face it was mustard nut.

by Chuck Bucket March 1, 2005