fuck gravy

syn. goo stew

a hot mixture of bodily secretions including but not limited to: saliva, semen, and vaginal secretions...

"After the orgy Stevey and Joe had to have the goo stew steam cleaned out of their mattress"

"I had some fuck gravy left on my scrotum and Kassie licked it off. That girl is fucking wild."

by birthmarks December 28, 2007

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Jump Fuck

That moment when you thought you had a loving relationship but the guy was only with you for your trampoline

Sally: What happened to that guy you were seeing?
Bonnie: Agh it was another Jump Fuck, struggles of having a trampoline, am I right?

by ChickenMama69 September 26, 2018

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FUCK CANADA

Phrase;
Most commonly used in reply when someone begins touting why Canada is so great.

Socialist: "We should adopt Canada's gun laws in the US"

Me: "Fuck Canada, I enjoy my freedom."

Socialist: "Canada has totally free health care!"

Me: "Fuck Canada, they take it out of your taxes just like we do social security. Not to mention...you get what you pay for."

by VigoNox May 4, 2009

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Cluster Fuck

Chaos. Anything that is occuring in a haphazardly. The situation is not even thinking about dreaming about having a sense of order. A clustering of items (usually people) in a fucked up way.

When people are trying to get off an airplane and retrieve their baggage from the overhead bins... that is a cluster fuck.

by alllwant April 21, 2005

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Bottle Fucking

The Act of a Bottle (Preferably a Beer Bottle or Wine Bottle) inserted into one's vagina or anus.

Peter "Can i stick a bottle in you?"
Paige "Ok, i will enjoy that"
Peter "It might not fit in, your tight as fuck"
Paige "Oh i fucking know that shit"
Peter "I Love Bottle Fucking :)"

by Morson July 29, 2009

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