goblin shit

Taking a shit with your feet up on the toilet seat, with your knees at your chest.

Usually used when you are short on time and got to drop a tank. Always works with little to no wipe. Very effective.

Shit bro I only have 2 minutes but I gotta deuce. I’m gonna goblin shit this one.

by Geegee123456789 February 26, 2021

Shit Nipple

General insult; usually meaning the person is both weak and a jerk, but is also used to express angry dislike of a person or their actions.

"After all that talk about how he was such a better worker than us, John didn't get a raise. What a shit nipple."

"Use your damn turn signal, you shit nipple!"

by Dark Dave May 17, 2013

kiddie shit

when an adult is acting in a child like manner, they are presumed to be on some kiddie shit....

"He's on some kiddie shit, says he's scared to watch a horror movie"

"He sleeps w a night light lol", thats some kiddie shit"

by stiff arm myeazy March 1, 2014

shit shifting

The act of moving any item/items to another place.

That table is so cluttered! I better do some shit shifting.

by blips April 1, 2008

Squid Shit

When someone who has recently eaten Mexican food is spooked causing them to squirt their pants with a ink like shit substance. This "squid shit" is best visible when victim is in a pool, ocean or hot tub.

Bryan was enjoying a nice relaxing soak in his new hot tub when his neighbor Bill poked his head over the fence to say hello. Bryan immediately squid shit his hot tub and used his arms to fan himself down into the deepest point of his hot tub.

by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014

shit-fucked

when something is really fucked up

Dude did you see that accident out on 95? The highway was completely shit-fucked.

by jesusjustpostalready February 26, 2009

Shit Mongrel

Often (read: pretty much always) used as an insult. A shit loving/eating mongrel.

*** you you ****ing shit mongrel!

by Knobby79 July 8, 2009