Canadian nose job

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.

I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!

by Sweaty Kaink June 8, 2020

border job

when a classy mexican hooker takes a shower with you then procedes to give you a blowJ whilst you wear a rubber.

"Wow I really want to get a border job while we're down here in Acapulco!"

by twizm12 January 16, 2008

Glow-job

The act of sounding a guy with a glow-stick

Yeah it was awesome she gave me glow-job

by Shmlif April 30, 2018

blaire job

A blow job that never actually happened

"Wow, is it true what happened with judy and jake?"
"That she gave him a blow job?"

"Yeah!"
"Nah man, that was a Blaire job."

by Xxqueenbitchhhxx May 8, 2014

Drip Job

When a homosexual ejaculates on top of a straight male without his consent.

Lmao that guy just got a drip job from eric

by Baaaadtooth3bonee November 13, 2017

Job

Again my consent to do the job was contingent on the absence of retard sex under the auspices of the boundaries policy.

Hym "And I was fired from my job (officially) for violating the neglect and abuse policy EXPLICITLY AS A RESULT of not reporting my suspicion of retard sex in accordance with the boundaries policy."

by Hym Iam October 1, 2023

PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020