Black Snow

When you shave your pubes and shower them on your GF's head...usually in the winter time while relaxing by the fireplace.

Guy: Hey baby look at that snow outside

Girl: Yea its sooo nice but i wish i could have some black snow

Guy takes at a razor and shaves his gigantic jungle

Girl: MMMMMM

by Seymor Dicks October 22, 2010

Beyonce Black

not quite black, just as dark as beyonce

a- so M, you were night riding last night eh?
m- yeah, i am a night rider
a- but was he black as night, or just beyonce black?

by Balenciaga October 30, 2008

black crusaders

the trio miami heat of bosh wade and lebron who will dominate 99.9 % of a game and hope to win more championships then kobey and the lakers

whos coming into town next. the black crusaders , shit we lost but hey at least were selling out the arena that night

by DR. JULIO ROJAS MD IN SPORTS July 10, 2010

Black Screen Roulette

A guessing game on porn video sharing websites, like rule34, where the viewer does not know what they will be watching, due to the thumbnail for the video being a black screen. This goes further into affect when the tags for said video have not been fully completed yet, so the viewer has no idea what the video is about until they play it for themselves.

Guy 1: How’s it going?
Guy 2: Not good I had to ply Black Screen Roulette today.
Guy 1: How’d that go for you?
Guy 2: It was inflation porn.

by DJUNGELSKOGG June 3, 2021

Black Scottish Cyclops

A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.

"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"
-The Spy

by Blutarch Mann November 22, 2013

Irate Black Man

A prank call victim living in the suburbs of Chicago, Denardo Monroe, better known as The Irate Black Man, is a prank call victim that originated from a Joe Pesci soundboard prank call. As his name suggests, he has a very irate voice, and is black. He has become renowned for his aggressive and violent behavior, with an explosive temper and usually responds to prank calls by repeatedly making incredibly violent threats (including death threats and sexual assault threats) which are heavily-laced with ebonics, ghetto jargon, sexual intimidation, and other profanities (for example, he would mention something such as "put a bullet in yo' ass"). He is very frequently used in prank calls, and multiple soundboards were made of him. He is also a drug user, as he was smoking a joint in one of the prank calls. He claims that his whole family is on the police force and appears to be a dangerous man and, ironically, (considering his family's supposed law-enforcement background) is also a possible gang member, having referred to himself as a "gangsta" in at least one call, also when looked up on ''checkmate.com'', it says that his profile is ''graphic'' and that he has a criminal record. He is usually depicted as Ving Rhames, as he appeared in ''Pulp Fiction''.

I prank called my friend using The Irate Black Man, and that scared the heck out of him.

by Gothamcityan January 6, 2015

Illegally Black

A black person who acts like or thinks that they are a white person.

Ray (black): How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?

Bill (white): How Many?
Dick (white): How Many?

Ray (black): None, They’ll Have a Nigger Do it!

Bill (white): Ha Ha Ha
Dick (white): Ha Ha Ha

Bill (white): Hey Dick, He's Illegally Black!

by Black jr May 20, 2010