Parting the brown sea

When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.

Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!

by filthy pirate hooker December 8, 2010

brown kitten-stamp

Also known as a "brown cat-stamp," this phrase refers to when a friend (or enemy) presses a cat's butt-hole on another person's clothes or skin.

Alan was disgusted when Mr. Niersen scooped up his kitten, and pressed her exposed kitten-anus against Alan's skin, leaving a cat-butt smell behind. Mr. Niersen had given Alan a brown kitten-stamp.

by al and sean September 9, 2010

Little Brown Ring

Referring to someones asshole.

My little brown ring is packed with meat. Meaning you need to take a shit.

Can also be used to describe gay sex act -- Jose got his little brown ring packed with meat by Pedro.

by munkyxtc August 6, 2004

Pretty Brown Swag

(CHORUS)
This right here is my swag
All the aunties are on me, damn
Everybody pay attention
This right here is my pretty brown swag (ayeee)
Pretty brown swag(ayye)x3
Aunties on my grade when I pretty brown swag
Uncles scream my name when I pretty brown swag
Watch me pretty brown swag (ayye)x4
Aunties on my grades when I pretty brown swag
Uncles scream my name when I pretty brown swag
Turban!

Curry Boy
Get out the wayy
Pretty brown comin' thru
Me and my crew we stinkin up the room
Girls on my heavy 'cause I look so sexy
Yellow sari shawty in the club straight flexin
I'm lookin' for a big samosa
Thick in the potato come and get in my car
You party with a star we take off and go to class
Pretty brown take off in 5.4.3.2.1

CHORUS

Curry Boy
I'm pretty brown swaggin' in the club I feel sexy, (yes homo)
Yes homo shawty but my chest is straight flexin (flexin)
Bindi on my head, the colleges choose me (choose me)
She makes nice curry and the lassi is fruity (fruity)
Took her to my condo let the girl cook
Then she got the books, from the lassi she sipped (turban)
Damn I like the way indian girl show that sass
She pretty girl studyin while I pretty brown swag
GOT DAMN!

CHORUS

Mr. President has pretty brown swag

That uncle does not have pretty brown swag

My turban has pretty brown swag

Why does Shingal have so much pretty brown swag?

Mr. Kumar has pretty brown swag

by Hershey bar, mewtwo, rkoar November 9, 2011

brown eye

The act of throwing poop into someone's face/eyes.

"LOL OMG I TOTALLY BROWN EYED THAT GUY"
"Duuude that's nasty"

by crashtrash May 31, 2006

Knit a Brown Scarf

To make #2. To take a shit. To make doody. To take a dump. Can be used interchangeably with take a Shatner.

"oh girrl! Hold my place in line! I have to go knit a brown scarf right now!"

by Janky J. September 12, 2008

big brown eyes

A woman's areolas and nipples

Baby, I just love to look into your big brown eyes

by iowa dogg June 26, 2005