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Jew-U-I

What you get when a Jewish police officer arrests you for driving under the influence because you are a drunk Gentile/Australian actor/director who blames Jews for drunk driving laws.
Officer: Sir, you were swerving, please exit the vehicle.

Australian Gentile director/actor: Jews have started all wars and killed Jesus!

Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for Jew-U-I.

Australian Gentile director/actor: I demand my Jewish lawyer.
by deadon September 8, 2008
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i finna nut

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i have arrived

The formal way of saying "I am cuming"
"Do you allow me to arrive Madeline?"

"Yes Fred"
"I have arrived"
by Ainsley_Harriot December 9, 2015
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I forgor💀

It means when people want gay sex
by J freezo July 25, 2021
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I want to die

Get a therapist if you have said this in your life.
Person 1: I want to die
Person 2: Don't?
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I Believe I can Fly

Slang terminology for peeing on your partner for sexual gratification.
Honey, quick -- to the bathtub, I believe I can fly!!
by Peehero March 27, 2009
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I don't know

Phrase from the early 80s Nickelodeon television show You Can't Do That On Television that, when said, would cause buckets of green slime to fall on that person
- "Hey, where'd Moose go?"
- "I don't know."
by tofoomeister December 8, 2004
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