The Great Revision

The idea that Norman "Nick" rewrites his own history if he ever wants to forget something that happened in the past and doesn't want to talk about it. He will take all the embarrassing and low points of his life and just simply forget about them. Basically, if he doesn't remember it, then it didn't happen. The crazy part is that in his mind, the said event actually didn't happen because he has this crazy ability to just wipe everything out of his mind so he genuinely thinks he's right but in reality everyone else remembers except him. If you try to press him and bring up something that he wiped out, then he will fuck you up and accuse you of projecting. If Norman "Nick" don't want it to be a part of his life, then he just gonna go ahead and forget about it, it's pretty simple.
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you remember when you were talking about your future with 160 and talking about how many kids you wanted to have with her?
Norman "Nick": Dude what the actual fuck are you talking about idiot? That shit literally never happened.
*Ray Naker knows this shit happened but he gotta gaslight the situation*
Ray Naker: Yo wtf, Henry are you deadass? Norman "Nick" that shit happened?
Henry: Yes, dude does nobody else remember this? I swear this happened
Norman "Nick": Dude, you're actually a fucking idiot. Dude, it's your fucking stupid ass memory, dude, Ray, you know this dude's memory is absolute shit and he just be making shit up.
Ray Naker: Nah nah, that's 100% facts, yo Henry don't be saying shit unless you actually got proof bruh, we can't trust nothing you say when it comes to your memory.
Henry: Dude no, we just witnessed The Great Revision
by TurnM3Up December 24, 2021
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Great-Pumpkin

Great-Pumpkin: (verb)To be "Great-Pumpkined" is to be let down in a big way, especially when others have been doubting or making fun of your sincerity over what you're hyped up; also, to be stood-up by someone.

An allusion to "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!" where Linus is convinced that the Great Pumpkin will come to his sincere pumpkin patch, and convinces Sally to join him. The Peanuts gang teases them and warns them they are making a big mistake. The Great Pumpkin never shows and Linus, still convinced that the Great Pumpkin will materialize, mournfully yells into the sky: "Oh Great Pumpkin, where ARE you?!"
We really hope this forecasted snowstorm doesn't Great-Pumpkin us; we could really use the snow-day!

That gift wasn't as amazing as I expected; I feel like I was Great-Pumpkined.

Let's go cheer up our boy; heard he got Great-Pumpkined by that girl on that dating site.
by AmericanShamrock March 21, 2018
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The Great Average

The average length of a penis, currently 5.1 inches.
When Joe asked what The Great Average was, Ricky replied, and Joe's face was priceless.
by TaxMastersSuck January 20, 2011
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Craig The Great

The GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and nonexistence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all.
Craig The Great is the god of The Greats.
Craig The Great is the GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and nonexistence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all.
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great leader

a person with power and/ or control usually or most commonly named kian
Boy 1: oh we have a new great leader today

Boy 2: he is probably called kian
by Monkeymayhem04 October 25, 2017
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great minds

1: people who think alike
2: people who are really smart
3: people who ace every test but only sometimes study
1: esperanza and madison called themselves great minds when they both joked isaac stole his own car to avoid doing homework.

2: madison and esperanza both killed that test. great minds, you know??
by evermorefanclub January 30, 2021
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Great Neck

A suburb on the north shore of long island. The town itself is divided into two school districts, “north” and “south”. Great Neck is well known for its top-ranking school districts and abundance of wealth. Unfortunately, many of the Iranian-American residents are pretentious and rude to most other people including other residents. While the town itself is very safe and the school districts are great, the horrible quality of people that inhabit the town make it almost unbearable for decent people to live in.

Source: I’ve lived and worked in Great Neck for all of my life
I’m getting on the train at Great Neck and going to Penn Station
by Geralt July 15, 2018
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