Slow curve

A slow curve is when you are being rejected in a slow and deliberate manner.

I been texting this girl and her texts have been getting shorter and shorter. I am on a slow curve bro

by SkizzUnited August 17, 2016

Slow ghost

Also known as slow ghosting. This is defined as when someone ends a relationship with someone in a longer timeframe than a regular ghosting. This can include girlfriends, boyfriends, bosses, coworkers, realtors, and the like.

Billy totally slow ghosted me over the course of the week. We were supposed to go to O'charleys on Saturday for apps.

by Driiiizyyy September 4, 2019

Drive slow

Insult to those who have nonstop blonde moments, or just retarded in general.

“Kanye West’s new album is his greatest”
*looks confusingly* “ay yo drive slow man, you dumb as fuck don’t ever say some dumb shit like that again.

by Yowhatwelearn? October 30, 2019

slow fuse

When a person doesn't get upset/angry/sad easily, he/she is a slow fuse.

I have been bothering her for a long time, and she's not angry yet... she's such a slow fuse.

by Comar02 February 8, 2017

Dirt Slow

When a fool can’t run for nothing so he’s as good as dirt.

On the 40 yard dash, John came finished with a dirt slow 6 flat.

by Goddaci August 28, 2018

Uber Slow

When you are not getting enough Uber rides.

Today was Uber Slow to the point of pulling my hair out. No money made today!

by Golden029 May 24, 2019

collective slow

When the flow of traffic is much slower than it should be.

I would've been on time for work if it hadn't been for the collective slow.

by ithamore November 10, 2008