The excuse you are given when your significant other doesn’t want to have sex and has run out of all other excuses.
Him: How about we go to bed and get busy?
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.
by Urban humor March 18, 2020
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by yaoiiiiiii November 22, 2020
Get the Laura sexualmug. When 5 guys take their penises and ejaculate into a circle, the semen forming an adhesive in the shape of a starfish
Bro, what happened at that party last night?
Oh it was so crazy, some really gay shit happened, we even did a sexual starfish.
Oh it was so crazy, some really gay shit happened, we even did a sexual starfish.
by Sexual Starfish November 28, 2015
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