nathanael cano

The most talented mf to ever exist. Nathanael cano is a Mexican-American singer, he ugly asf tho

Person 1: Nathanael Cano is so ugly
Person 2: yea, I like his music tho

by stick-bug514 May 2, 2024

Screw Canoe

A situation involving more than one person that is screwed from the start.

"I knew this was a screw canoe going down shit creek from the start"

by Kinty The Cat March 19, 2014

ethan cano

One gangster ass nigga with a massive horse cock

That guy Ethan cano is a boss

by Big black bald man December 22, 2020

concrete canoe

When using talcum powder and it drys like cement in your ass crack.

Man I had some bad swamp ass. throw powder back there and now I've got a concrete canoe.

by Hay there, that guy December 16, 2022

Ethiopian Canoe

A typical black pocket comb with no handle turned upside down.

Dude, your bed head is out of control! You can use my Ethiopian Canoe.

by Pudd of Rudd June 21, 2025

canoe threesome

When three people have sex on top of any furniture or other apparatus that is tippy like a canoe.

Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?

by ChairmanTJ January 5, 2024

Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016