MUM MUCKET

means woman or female

hey you ya dirty MUM MUCKET Ill BOX THE FACE OFF YA

ah lads that MUM MUCKET was some feek

by Stifler November 22, 2021

Ya mum

The answer to every question, and many a witty joke can be made with this!

Person: What are you doing?

Person2: Ya mum

Person: That joke's so old and boring

Person 2: So's ya mum!

by Hev15394 March 20, 2008

ur mum

your mother

"me and ur mum"

by Tables man March 23, 2022

mum act

The act of not responding when asked an important question, typically via email or voicemail. Often used in the hope that the problem will just go away.

Damn! My boss's is really giving me the mum act about my raise request.

by Mikee P March 27, 2008

slutty mum

A teenage or young adult who is a single Mum. They have unprotected sex and claim that their child wasn’t planned but a unexpected miracle. They usually haven’t finished high school or have a job. They Love sitting on Facebook sharing posts, telling everyone one that their wrong and love writing about how they know who their real friends are because they put zero effort into their friendship but can’t admit it was their fault. They also love posting statuses about basic tasks they have completed like cleaning the house and post photos of their ‘photogenic’ kids who look like they have been possessed by statan.

Did you see what that slutty Mum wrote on Facebook

by Dr. Brains May 20, 2018

Marshals mum

Slag, loves Cock, slut,

Guy 1"I had marshals mum last night"
Guy 2 "yea she is a slut"

by 39357h February 23, 2018

ur mum

This phrase is used (mostly in England) as one of the best way to end a conversation. The reason for this is because there is no way to reply to it.

Example 1:
Joe: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Jeff: Ur mum

Example 2:
Bob: Harry you’re so ugly

Harry: Ur mum

Example 3:
Teacher: Harvey, did you do your homework?

Harvey: No

Teacher: Why not?

Harvey: Ur mum

by Ur mum definition February 18, 2022