Mississippi Shit Dangler

Where you crouch over your sexual partner's face and turkey-slap her/him with a shit that is still coming out of your asshole

Adrian- If you don't shut up, I'm gonna give you a Mississippi Shit Dangler!

Alexandra- Okay, Turkey Slap me with that shit!

by Adam Petersen October 2, 2013

Mississippi piss stain

The act of having anal intercourse with a woman reverse cowgirl style. Unknown to you she has severe diarrhea. As soon as you reach you cumming point she begins to release her bowels sliding off your penis and firmly sliding her ass all the way up to your face leaving a soggy strip of feces resembling a skid mark on your body. She then takes your hair and wipes her anus with it.

Girl: you wanna try anal for your birthday
Guy: sure lets do it
Girl: lets go
Girl: (whispers to herself "you're getting a Mississippi piss stain. Happy birthday loser")

by H-H McCou March 22, 2013

Mississippi roll stop

When one slows down for a stop sign but does not make a complete stop.

I was in a big hurry, so i pulled a Mississippi roll stop through that four way intersection.

by Pizza Pete May 5, 2007

Mississippi Family Time

Fucking your sister doggy style and while your mom is fingering you asshole.

Man, you're so redneck I bet you consider Mississippi Family Time a good way to spend a Saturday.

by world champ crapper May 27, 2010

Mississippi Blood Worm

When a penis is first inserted into a bloody, menstruating vagina, and then into a butt hole, leaving it covered in blood and feces (so that said penis resembles a recently unearthed bloodworm). Usually ending with someone "taking the bait" or licking the dirty penis clean.

Dude #1 "Hey, I wanna put some p in the v tonight but Sally is on the rag"

Dude #2 "You should give her a Mississippi Blood Worm! I'll take the bait!"

by missanthropee October 3, 2010

Mississippi Tote Bag

A tote bag that can be bought in the book store at Mississippi College. Mississippi College is a private, Christian University with the main campus located in Clinton.

Tammy Picklesimmer got a Mississippi Tote Bag at the college book store.

by Candaro January 11, 2012

Mississippi Pot Roast

Similar to a pot roast. The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot. After the act, you then fry it up on the stove to feed her many children.

I gave her the ol Mississippi Pot Roast after I saw how many got dang kids she had running around the place. Hungry and begging for scraps.

by PooterGish March 22, 2020