Midnight Dump

When you wake up in the middle of the night to take a massive shit. Often caused by booze or Mexican food.

I woke up to my wife taking a midnight dump after a long night of drinking and Thai food.

by Hambgrface August 20, 2021

Midnight Tuna

A banger tunafish sandwich with relish, capers and meunster cheese. Must be made by a dude named Nate.

Yo Nate, hit me with one of them delectable Midnight Tunas.

by RowdyCannon August 10, 2021

midnight delight

The engaging in coitus or sexual pleasures during the first hours of the morning (aka. sex at midnight or 12:00 AM). This act can involve two or more people but can also extend to self pleasure.

Related: Afternoon delight

John watched as his girlfriend engaged in some lustful midnight delight with another, much older and experienced woman. John was aroused.

by TERRORMOTO June 3, 2017

Midnight Shorts

The old, unappealing pair of shorts that you throw on to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Often worn inside out, or backwards.

Didn’t want to risk my roommate seeing my junk so I had to throw on the midnight shorts

by Vexate February 17, 2020

midnight activities

Late night sex

Sorry bro, I couldn't come out last night because I had some midnight activities with my girl

by Hodor1000 May 31, 2018

Midnight diaper

The feeling of taking a warm, dark step into dogshit in the middle of the night

I had the worst sleep last night, Fin woke me up by barking in my face at 4:50am, I took a stroll to the bathroom and stepped in a midnight diaper

by Heavy hometown May 3, 2014

midnight boner

Being tired and as a consequence horny and attracted to someone only because its late and your tired.

sam: dude i totally have a midnight boner for sara
vince: dude what she is not your type and you got a girlfriend anyway
sam: i think im just tired man, but she looks smokin

by NMFTB January 22, 2014