Lung Booger

When you cough up something that could have come out of your nose.

"Your Lung Booger landed on my phone and dialled your Mom, as her number was on my screen, because we spoke recently. I can see from the call history that she heard most of it, but I am not sure if she hung up before or after the Goat.

by Mun Ki Tron December 24, 2018

Impossible Booger

when you go to pick your booger but your finger accidentally pushes it back too far.

Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger

Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach

Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea

by Jurmy February 8, 2020

Hood booger

a dumb black individual that decides to make poor decisions such as hit licks as an athlete

hey tae wyd
Oh, im being a hood booger

by anonymous June 15, 2023

bottle booger

The dried up bit of substance crusting at the opening of a bottle that impedes the flow and sometime ends up in your dispensed portion. Often found on mustard, ketchup, and lotion. (See also lotion booger.)

Cindy: "Mom, Danny just flicked a bottle booger at me."
Danny: "See, it's just ketchup."
Mom: "Danny, stop picking bottle boogers and eating them!"

by jasonspsyche February 6, 2018

Booger Hooker

A sex worker who deals specifically with fetishes of the nose. This can include urethral insertion, or any other sexual gratification dealing with the nose/snot.

Did you see Bert last night?
Yup, that fat ass was nose deep in his booger hooker.
Oof.

by DJ Dad Mouth July 3, 2019

Booger vision

Bugged watching the survelience

There you go with that booger vision again

by Dirtyfoot 561 February 22, 2019

Booger off

A British phrase used by grumpy old Brits that brew up 12 times a day. Also means to "piss off" or "get away"

"Booger off you niggling get"

by YuNg Percy March 17, 2022