Basically just be Brian Malone and have a bunch of kids. Oh and don't ever do anything on time..even when money is involved. Just don't do it...and if you decide to do it, put the wrong date. But even with that..take at least 4 weeks to correct it. One last thing..your hairline can not be straight and you must be secretly in love with Sam Holdson.
by b malone February 14, 2017
Get the Hoemug. by theratchet July 6, 2015
Get the Hoemug. by DACUTIE123456 July 24, 2016
Get the Hoemug. A girl/ guy who people use for sexual pleasure then leave because they ain't down for that 19 body count.
Mark- "Jesus, Cassandra's body count is 34!"
Amanda- "I know right! She fucked my brother, cousin, and father!"
Mark- "Holy shit what a loose pussy!"
Amanda- "A hoe is having sex with so many guys, she is a hoe!"
Amanda- "I know right! She fucked my brother, cousin, and father!"
Mark- "Holy shit what a loose pussy!"
Amanda- "A hoe is having sex with so many guys, she is a hoe!"
by amandaddy w December 5, 2018
Get the Hoemug. 
by connie donnie September 14, 2017
Get the hoemug.