Twins and a Half

When two people have similar birthdays and the third person has their birthday on one of the others half birthday.

Omg we are twins and a half.

by Depressed_llama January 29, 2020

Twin Piston

When a male wears a strap-on backwards and proceeds to have sex with two women at the same time. One in front and one behind

Bro, my ex called me last night and wanted to have a three-way with her best friend. Needless to say, I brought out the twin piston

by sthrock4 May 4, 2017

Chip Twin

When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.

1.

Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."

Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"

Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."

2.

Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"

Chip twin: "We're twins."

Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "We are twins."

Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "You're an asshole."

*Twins walk away*

Guy: "What did I say?"

*Guy 2 walks up*

Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."

by ChetWhitlock September 25, 2014

white twin

A twin or very close friend of yours that race is white or skin tone that is white

Me and my white twin is going to Starbucks

by Random cutie February 6, 2018

Caribbean Twins

When siblings born of different years share the exact same birthday

though being born ten years apart my baby brother & I share the same birthday thus making us Caribbean twins

by Dirty nasty September 18, 2015

Dick Twins

when you are watching porn and the guys dick looks just like yours.

I just watched a video with a celebrity and realized my dick was almost identical.

I saw my friend while we were pissing and noticed we are definitely not dick twins.

by jonesberger August 26, 2021

Cover Twins

Two people that are suspected, or actually, having repeated sexual encounters.

"The two of you are definitely cover twins!"
"I bet that they're cover twins... They're always spending so much time together"

by abcdef36 September 25, 2011