An expulsion of feces, usually requiring great effort, that is of above average size, usually girth.
by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013
Get the monster crunchmug. And apt description of having disproportionately sized testicles in relation to having a smaller penis. Thus, creating the imagery of a small cab on giant wheels much like a monster truck
Bill was wary of wearing his speedo out, for he was perpetually monster truckin' with his inappropriately low bulge.
by Felonious monk October 5, 2015
Get the Monster truckin'mug. by krazy jr July 30, 2007
Get the beej monstermug. A very large amount of jizz. A very forceful and plentiful ejaculation resulting in a large amount of semen. A large build up of semen in one's balls that weighs them down.
Last night I was fucking this chick and let loose with a monster load. She was covered in a ton of my jizz. Felt so good to get out that monster load, my balls felt ten pounds lighter.
by shooter magee July 22, 2016
Get the monster loadmug. Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.
by Binky Winky June 13, 2017
Get the Blobness Monstermug. by ohnozura April 8, 2017
Get the tiddy monstermug. An awful Mii Character created for use on the Nintendo Wii Video Game System.
This character does not look at all like you, but your family and friends swear it is an exact likeness of yourself. No matter how many times you say, "that doesn't look like me", your family and friends say, "oh yes it does".
This character does not look at all like you, but your family and friends swear it is an exact likeness of yourself. No matter how many times you say, "that doesn't look like me", your family and friends say, "oh yes it does".
On Nintendo, my "Mii Character" is Horrible it looks more like a mii monster, I hate it but my wife says it looks just like me.
by BetterFasterSmarterTaller June 23, 2008
Get the mii monstermug.