Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik June 8, 2018

That will happen when pigs fly

A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.

“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

Ugly Ass Bitch Of An Ex President That Deserves Everything Bad That Happens To Him

That is the definition, of Trump.

Yay! That ugly ass bitch of an ex president that deserves everything bad that happens to him left the White House!

by hi caca January 20, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>P.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>P.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>P.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 30, 2025

Everything happens for no reason

A motivational quote that's on a shirt sold by "vlog creations" as merch

Well I guess it's true, everything happens for no reason

by TurtleMilk420 June 8, 2022

Shit Happens

Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!

Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.

Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!

Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!

Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens

by Officer Oggi April 27, 2020